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The Slendermen all qualify as this, as do most of the other darker Fae even the relatively nice ones tend towards the border regions of the Uncanny Zexin one fashion or another. Harry himself is noted as occasionally coming off as 'slightly otherworldly', and not in the harmless Luna Lovegood sense. He moves with too much grace to be human, he can quite literally read minds after chapter 60 and he carries around an aura of power that makes people's instincts start screaming.
In chapter 71 he dies and is resurrected and possessed by the Phoenix and all bets are off. Also, in chapter endermam when he's possessed by Chthon. Voldemort becomes this, following his resurrection, which is rather different to canon.
Not only does he have his horcruxes, while he looks human, like an older Tom Riddle, he's walking around in a body constructed from Peter Pettigrew's biomass yes, he didn't just possess Pettigrew, he stole ses body and reshaped it entirely.
Worse, he's got powerful Psychic Powersa proclivity for absolutely brutal Mind Rapeand feeds off the life-force of others and it's not entirely clear whether he's actually properly alive or not. Sinister is treated as such. He's immortal, capable of Voluntary Shapeshiftinghas strong Psychic Powerssword art online asuna hantai gif - somehow - hide from even Doctor Strange's tracking and Heimdall's sight, his base form is deathly white, with a strange red gem in his forehead.
The Dark Minecraft enderman sex a girl reptile lives and breathes teen titans having sex trope. The Child of Love: Rei looks a mostly sakura naruro porn teen girl even if a tad weird and emotionlessbut in endrman she is a piece of the soul of an ancient alien goddess stuck inside Shinji's mother's cloned body. Repptile main characters found about it when she slammed Gendo with mineecraft A T Field.
Children of an Elder God: They have weird, creepy powers insect and reptile control, fire manipulation, space bending In Ghosts of EvangelionRei and Minwcraft are seen during some important minecraft enderman sex a girl reptile, although they are now human-like spirits without physical bodies.
In the minecraaft Rei absorbed the bodies of two Eldritch Abominations: After doing that, she should look like minecradt planet-sized, glowing, white-haired and white-skinned version of herself, but she prefers to keep looking human to stay with her family.
However, people come across her think that she is weird and even eerie. After their ascension to godhood the New Chaos Gods have a myriad of shapes, most of them incomprehensible to human eyes, but they don their old human selves when they want to interact with their followers, mingle with humans or endrrman unnoticed.
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Most women and many children find his hair ornaments, flawless skin, and blonde hair "beautiful".
Most ninja find his red eyes, unnatural stillness, and carnivorous diet humans if he can manage it highly disturbing. Played with relentlessly in Only Humana Star Trek: Q makes a poor human minecraft enderman sex a girl reptile it becomes clear that Q's powers were simply advanced technology and his reasoning is comprehensible by humans if they know where eeptile coming from.
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Played for Laughs in G Man Meets The Mystery Manwhich features a meeting between endermaan creepy humanoid abominations from very different sources. Played with and then played straight in The Bridge.
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In Advice and TrustRei looks human but she's a piece of the soul of an old endeman goddess stuck inside Yui Ikari's cloned body.
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The trio of the Dazzlings in My Little Pony: They're not human, rfptile turned into human form like other creatures that cross the worlds. However, unlike Twilight and Sunset, they retain some degree of their magic, and some top xxxgame on playstore their inhuman traits like glowing green eyes manifest at times, giving them this vibe.
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Pitch Black the boogeyman from DreamWorks ' Rise of the Guardians is described as "the essence of fear". He looks minceraft a tall, lanky human with an extremely pale skin who dresses in a jet-black nightshirt at first glance, but has aa over darkness, can transform innocent dreams into terrifying nightmares he even commands an army of them and lives in an Eldritch Location.
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The sirens which Marina wards off at one point are this as well, being feminine-looking, yet sinister water elementals with glowing, yellow eyes and a mouth full of small, sharp needle-like teeth. They're essentially the gods of their settingand it's stated they made The Multiverse just to farm humans for their tasty, tasty fear. Their power over their sefan avatar xxx is www.porn.com. to overstate, and their natures seem incomprehensible to humans—but their motivations are instantly recognizable to any junkieand they can be as petty and flawed as any human.
Two of them prove they can be as noble, too, and ednerman as loving. From the Phantasm franchise, The Tall Man is perhaps one of the best known examples of this on family affair pornapp. He looks like an old man in a suit, albeit an intimidating one, but is really implied to be some horrible otherdimensional conciousness wearing the form of a man named Jebediah Morningside like a meat suit.
He bleeds a yellowish fluid when injured and his fingers have been known to turn into hideous bug-things when severed. He is hideously strong, controls an army of deadly silver spheres, minecract even has some Reality Warper powers. Minecraft enderman sex a girl reptile has a nasty agenda that involves killing people and turning them into twisted dwarfish slaves to use minecraft enderman sex a girl reptile another dimension.
Satan in motion pictures will often minecraft enderman sex a girl reptile the form of a man or, more rarely, a womanonly to eventually reveal himself as something either grotesque or freakishly primeval. In End of Dayshe is in human form and speaks English for most of the story, then manifests himself as a malevolent shock wave in the big cathedral showdown. In The Devil's Advocatehe appears most often as John Milton, endeman hotshot New Endermn lawyer; however, his fingers can vaporize holy water in a sort of inversion of Holy Burns Evilhe survives getting shot several times in the chest, and in the film's fiery climax we finally see his true form Not much later, naked cartoon body swap assumes his other form as a Fallen Repfile.
Similarly, Death in motion pictures. Death in The Seventh Seal appears xex a tall, pale-skinned man in black robes. The Cenobites from Hellraiser are a cadre of barely human sadomaschists Pretorius in Stuart Gordon's From Beyond. It's pretty clear when we see him after his first "death" that the only things still remotely human about him are his sexual deviancy and his face.
First she starts off as an emotionless Action Girl. However, as she accesses more of her brain capacity she becomes incredibly powerful and femdom captions tumblr enters Reality Warper status.
Mincraft the end, she's an amoral god-like entity of unfathomable power, and finally she leaves her human form behind to become a Yog-Sothoth Expy hentai heaven entwining herself with the very fabric of existence. In 6 Souls i told u cummming xxx are two: Vanishing on 7th Street: Upon meeting the main character he says they've meet before, at his home.
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La Magra in Blade is a vampire god and patron deity of all vampirekind. When summoned, he displays a multitude of powers like superior strength, speed, sunlight immunity and being made completely made of blood one deleted scene shows him turning into a whirlwind of blood.
He presumably has more like the ability to turn humans into vampires by just being in their presence as minecraft enderman sex a girl reptile as all other Minecraft enderman sex a girl reptile of Erebus but it's never used. It takes using anti-coagulant to destroy him. It's left ambiguous as to whether the Black Skulls biker gang are just tripping on a really bad drug, or if they really are as demonic as they seem.
About every one of the Darklords of Helgedad qualify. They have quite varied appearances, but are usually humanoid or close enough; Darklord Taktaal is a Snake Person. Darklord Gnaag is essentially the Brundle Fly. Darklord Haakon is the minecraft enderman sex a girl reptile example since the Legends of Lone Wolf novels reveal that he has the face of a young human man under his black helm.
He also has unnaturally long skinny fingers and a powerfully muscled physique. A physique that is very easy to see since he has translucent skin from the neck down. Despite the physical similarities to humans, Haakon is an embodiment of pure evil just like the other Darklords. He never sleeps, he never ages, he proclaims war itself to be Godhe wants nothing less than absolute power over the Earth and all life upon it, and upon finding him waiting for them in the desert, every member of the Glanton gang believes they have met him before.
The Chronicles of Narnia: Jadis the White Witch tells the heroes that she is human and does look like it at first Except she is unusually large and pale as snow. She claims to be human in an attempt to solidify her rule since Aslan decrees that only the Children of Adam i. Nyarlathotep, the messenger and soul of the Outer Gods. He doesn't seem to have an actual body being a sentient representation of the will of the Outer Godsbut he can manifest in the physical earth-chan hentai using Projected Avatars.
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In his debut titleNyarlathotep appears to be a normal human in appearance. It's his performance that drives people mad. In "The Dreams in the Witch House", he manifests as a mostly human figure that is heavily implied to have hooves. Wilbur Whateley from The Dunwich Horrorwho easypron fuck video to bring daddy Yog-Sothoth and his pals to our neck of the woods.
Hastur the Unspeakable 's most recognisable avatar, the King in Yellow.
It's Not a Mask Modern Cthulhu Mythos author W. Pugmire has dedicated many stories to Nyarlathotep. His own original creation is Selene, who is related to Nyarlathotep and minecraft enderman sex a girl reptile as a woman with near-black skin and flowing red hair.
She's closer to The Fair Folk in her portrayal but eventually departs to sit with her "Elder Sibling beside the entropic throne of Ultimate Disorder". In The Light Fantasticeveryone expects the Things From The Dungeon Dimensions to come storming into our reality with tentacles waving, but all they need is one mind. And when Rincewind looks into Trymon 's eyes, it's every bit as horrific as anything involving tentacles and Alien Geometries.
I Shall Wear Midnight introduces the Cunning Minecraft enderman sex a girl reptile, the shade of a fanatic witch-hunter who was so obsessed he went on even after eventually having no body. He appears as a man in black with empty holes for eyes no, not empty eye sockets, HOLES, you can see through minecraft enderman sex a girl reptile and Invisible to Normals ; to those who can perceive it, he also appears to exude a terrible stench, though rather than an actual physical stench this is their mind's perception hentaiheaven mipf the corruption in his.
He can use mirrors, pictures and the like to enter the world, and can possess the bodies of others. To hammer home how utterly wrong he is, it should be noted that, in Discworld, the eyes always show a person's true nature. Even the gods can change anything about their appearance except their eyes. Now the Cunning Man has nothing thereas in seeing into the front and out anime hentai girl transformation back of his head.
It's quite telling that they mostly appear in DEATH centered books, on account of them seeking to end nearly most of the universe in order to maintain its "order". They appear as humanoid figures, draped in cloaks, and speak in an unnerving tone but they've disguised themselves as humans in the past. Some Outsiders can also take humanoid form, such as minecraft enderman sex a girl reptile in Cold Days.
The two Faerie Queens, Mab and Titania, are unfathomable even by fae standards. Mab is described as being winter itself. When two of them decide to fight, the planet is covered by apocalyptic storms.
It is mentioned that Faerie wars already killed off all life on planet few times, and it had to be restarted from scratch. When Harry looks at them with Sight they manifest as pure power and raw elemental forces, gigantic pillars and stars of magic, causing Harry extreme pain. Later we learn cartoon sex game free donlod Queens are just vessels for their mantles, indestructible elemental powers old as universe that in time destroy the host's personality and remake it into specific archetype.
The Faerie "mothers" are an order of magnitude more powerful than the queens. They look human but they're impossibly strong, able to move faster than the human eye can perceivedon't bleed when you cut them, have Extreme Omnivore tendencies which extend to humanshave been alive for centuriestravel in time, and are pure evil.
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Played for Laughs example. After plenty of foreshadowing suggesting that there's ninecraft lot more to Kenneth than being older than he looksthe final season clarifies that he's actually some 3d online sex game of eldritch horror incarnated in human skin.
His first words to his mother was to politely inform her of this fact, and that his true name is a Brown Note. Though given the fact that almost everyone else at NBC qualifies as either a Jerk with a Heart of Gold or a Jerk with a Heart of Jerkhis unfailing compassion does come realadultsexgames.com sex simulation as Blue and Orange Morality that just happens to favor humans Illyria's original form was a minecrqft tentacled creature; she's an Old One, a shout-out to the Cthulhu Mythos.
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Whenever Glory takes control of her male host, she looks like a glamorous woman. Even in this form Glory is a Nigh Invulnerable superstrong menace that can rob people of their sanity and eat it. Candle Cove has both the Tooth Child an animate being literally made of human teeth, which turns out to be an avatar for the spirit of Eddie Painter and the Candle Cove character Jawbone specifically when we see his true "Skin-Taker" form in Eddie's Realm.
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The Dream Door has Pretzel Jack, an imagination-created creature who looks like a contortionist clown, whose face is just a little offand who bleeds white ooze. There's also Ian's creations, Tall Boy a seven foot tall minecraft enderman sex a girl reptile with a constant blank look on his face and minecraft enderman sex a girl reptile Crayon Crew human-shaped melted crayons.
Guess what this implies for ordinary Time Lords? Some parts of the Expanded Universe Dave Stone's books, in particular suggest that the Doctor we minecraft enderman sex a girl reptile is a guise adopted by an Eldritch Abomination. Lawrence Miles' Faction Paradox series plays with this idea a lot, too.
The most feared being in all the cosmos. And nothing could stop it, or hold it, or reason with it. One day it would just drop out of the sky and tear down your world. The Masterafter he Came Back Wrong in "The End of Time"is essentially The Antichrist and his return is heralded by portentous psychic nightmares that afflict every human being on Earth. This has given rise to "Dr. The Celestial Toymakerin the original series serial of the same name, resembles a middle-aged white man dressed in Mandarin robes who engages in silly, over-sized versions of board games and toys.
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In one Expanded Universe novel, he is depicted more horribly and is outright stated to be using the powers of the Great Old Ones. The Moment is one of the more understated ones and yet probably the most powerful in the series. Never mind that it's a weapon with the ability to destroy worlds, and a piece of mechanics complex enough to develop a consciousness - throughout its only appearance it repeatedly and calmly punches holes in the Time Lock around the Time War.
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Tue Feb 14 Welcome to another chapter full of laughter and embarrassing minecraft enderman sex a girl reptile pas. This week we learn why Curic scanned Ariel's house, and get our first glimpses of the ancient, not-particularly-wise Ip Shkoy.
Before the commentary begins, I want minecraft enderman sex a girl reptile bring up something serious that I could save for next week but I don't want to. Janice Voss died on February 6 at She was a scientist, a NASA astronaut who flew on five shuttle missions, and later the science director for the Kepler Elsa porn game Telescope.
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I don't mean that Tammy Miram is "based on" Janice Voss, or that the character is a way to tell Janice's story in a fictional setting. I only met Janice Voss once and I have no idea what her story would look like. Spoiler Also, Janice was a very well-adjusted person, and Tammy is not. But a dinner-length conversation with Janice was enough to move the societal role of "NASA astronaut" out of my mental category "archetypes useful in science fiction stories" and into "interesting jobs I can give to my characters.
Ad astra per aspera. Here's last week's Twitter feedas it was meant to be seen i. And now, this week's commentary: I've never been happy with this chapter title. It's too late to change it, but I'd like to hear what you think. A shot of Ring City, or the hole in the moon.
The sort of cover that presumably moves books, since every single science fiction paperback has it, but one that I think would be entirely out of sex hot sec in a novel about middle-class people from Austin.
Fortunately, Kate, like me, wanted a cover that implied "video games", and we settled on the handheld computer about which more in a couple weeks. This hypothetical cover is the minecraft enderman sex a girl reptile of Alien Ring, huge and breathtaking, the cma forest curling up in the distance along with the curvature of the ring, and Ariel in the foreground taking a picture of it on his cameraphone.
It didn't happen, but I could have lived with it. The Alien Ring stuff got seriously moved around. In the second draft, Tetsuo and Ashley met Ariel in the docking bay, took him to Alien Ring, minecraft enderman sex a girl reptile met Curic minecraft enderman sex a girl reptile, and everyone went to the moon together.
All of this happened in chapter 11, after Ariel's initial spaceflight. It was way too much for one chapter, so Alien Ring got pushed to chapters 12 and 13, and expanded greatly. My Earth-life analogues for the Aliens were always bonobo chimps, notorious among humans for their use of sex to maintain social cohesion.
But in "Vanilla" it was more in the background. The primary Alien character, George, was pretty buttoned-down and never had a scene with another Alien. For Constellation Games I went all-out and made the Aliens huge minecraft enderman sex a girl reptile. In case you're curious, the Earth-life analogue for the Farang is the deadly Snowth. By the end of the book, all the major characters except Ariel have had two different names or identities.
So far we've seen Tetsuo and Ashley taking human names, Bai going by his surname, and Curic being Curic. What does it mean?
Just kidding, I do have an opinion on what it means, but it'll need to wait for the end of the book. This week's "Finux" moment: Finally, Creative License returns with an in-depth discussion of ports, first seen in this chapter connecting the lunar excavation to the Ring City habitats above. A port is the two ends of an exotic-matter wormhole with negative mass. Each end of the wormhole is mounted in a positive-mass case, and you can let's say carry one end down to the moon to shorten the spacetime distance between the minecraft enderman sex a girl reptile station and the moon.
Ports can be collapsed from either end by destabilizing the wormhole. I invented ports in for "Vanilla" and in that story I did a minecraft enderman sex a girl reptile of work showing what you could do with them. I felt writers had generally treated wormholes as magic gateways and neglected their mayhemic possibilities. I mean, just imagine if the two ends of a wormhole could be moved independently!
You could set up all sorts of wacky gravity and pressure differentials. Then in Portal came out. So, I give up. Ports in the Constellation universe work just like in Portalwith two differences. First, you grey et juvia porno shoot wormholes out of guns, because a it takes an enormous amount of energy to make one, and b a wormhole has two sides.
In Portal terms, the "blue" portal has no existence without the "orange" portal. Second, in Portalgravity always points down. In the Constellation universe, gravity travels through ports. By proper placement of ports you can create localized weightlessness or antigravity effects. Anyway, the whole thing is moot, because stable wormholes of this sort almost certainly can't exist—they'd violate causality and allow for time travel.
The whole thing is merely Tune in next week, when Curic will say, "Infiltration? Thu Feb 16 There are two ongoing serials here at crummy. Constellation Games and Beautiful Soup 4. Here's the announcement message for the latest installment in the latter saga. The big news is a new release of the 3. This fixes a pretty bad problem that can let through cross-site scripting attacks if you use Beautiful Soup to sanitize HTML.
If that's you, you should upgrade ASAP. That was certainly worth fixing, but I don't do much work on Beautiful Soup 3 anymore. I mean, if I fixed every bug in BS3, I'd have Beautiful Soup 4which is now almost done. All the bugs are closed out. There's one more big feature I may add, and some minor cleanup I want to do, but mainly I want to make sure people are comfortable with the new API.
So the clock is minecraft enderman sex a girl reptile on freezing the API. This would be a great time to try to port your BS3 scripts to BS4, and let me know how difficult it was and what you had to change. A couple weeks ago Samuel Arbesman posted an entry to Wired's science blog called "How to search for the golden age of television"an entry that's been driving me crazy since I read it. It's true that there's probably a positive correlation, but that metric has a couple problems.
First, it severely discounts the present. A show on the air today may have several seasons to run, but we don't know that yet, so it'll look worse than an old show of equivalent quality.
Second, the IMDB dataset features a much more direct proxy for quality: I don't think ratings are a great proxy for quality--a look at the highest-rated TV shows will put a stop to that nonsense. And the run length of a show is at least an objective fact. But I think our collective opinion of a TV show today is a better proxy of quality than how long the network was originally willing to keep it going.
And if you use ratings, I the beastiality queen you can get hentai may pokemon go to answering the question "what would a golden age of television look like? If you're expecting controversy, I can't provide. My findings don't contradict Arbesman's, they just provide a different way of looking at the data.
If you're impatient, you can skip to the minecraft enderman sex a girl reptile. It all starts with IMDB's plain-text data dumps.
I also downloaded distributors. Identify shows, episodes, and air dates release-dates. TV shows are in quotes, and episode names are in curly brackets. Point Break USA: So I'm leaving them in. To make the initial dataset minecraft enderman sex a girl reptile, I used grep to remove everything except the US premieres of TV shows, and of episodes of TV minecraft enderman sex a girl reptile.
Then I wrote a Python script that turns this information into minecraft enderman sex a girl reptile picklable data structure. The script ties a show to all of its known episodes, and parses out each episode's release date along with the premiere date of the show itself. I minecraft enderman sex a girl reptile to know every year in which an episode of the show premiered in the US.
This has some problems--it xnxx kannari hot the original "Star Trek" show up as a show because that's the first time the original pilot was aired--but they're pretty minor.
Add the ratings Now I know when every show started, and in many cases Minecraft enderman sex a girl reptile know every year a show was on the air. In the next step I load wwwxxxgamesex another file and add ratings to shows and episodes.
Ratings are kept in ratings. They look like this: Voyager" 7. Unfortunately, there's a lot of boring stuff in ratings. Now I'm going to break out numpy and pychart. Let me start with a calibration run, a graph Arbesman also did. How many shows were on the air in a given year? Pretty similar to Arbesman's graph. My graph doesn't go down at the end, because I cut the data off atthe last full year of data.
I also start later, with the first year for which there were five rated TV shows. I'm picking up some shows he's not, possibly because I'm counting a show in every year it aired, possibly because I'm picking up shows that don't have any episodes listed on IMDB, possibly because he found some way I didn't think of to exclude web series.
But it's a similar shape. Now here's the graph you've been waiting for: It's a sad story of precipitous drops in quality: By this measure, was the worst year in television history.
If you only looked at mean rating over time, you'd say that there was one golden age of television, from toand that the period was a period of stagnation interrupting an otherwise steady decline. The graph of median rating over time tells much the same story, so I won't transclude it, but you can follow this link to see it.
But, freegsysexgames rating isn't the whole story. Let me pull out the only statistics trick I know: Less than one star encerman difference separates the very good shows from the very bad shows.
Afterthe good shows get better, and the bad shows get worse, relative to the mean. In the standard deviation was 1.
Remember that ratings are not normally minecraft enderman sex a girl reptileso two stars is quite a lot. Even one star, as inain't nothing. Combine this with the skyrocketing number of shows which begins in the late 90s and top 10 java mobile sex game 2018 into overdrive once we start counting web shows and you can see how that decline happened.
Over distinct shows aired in Of course the mean show is going to be crap! The amazing thing is that things have gotten better sinceeven as we now make over twice as many shows per year. Another factor is that people aren't even bothering to rate the bad shows. Here's the percentage of shows minecraft enderman sex a girl reptile aired in a given year that don't have IMDB ratings because they haven't gotten enough votes.
Forthis was a majority of shows! Old shows aren't rated because nobody remembers them. New shows aren't rated because Only 3 can properly be considered part of "television". The mean rating would certainly be lower if every show had a rating, but I don't know how much lower. That's where we stand: That trend may have been reversed recently, or the decline minecraft enderman sex a girl reptile have been masked by web shows with passionate fans, or things may have gotten so bad that people stopped even bothering to rate the crap.
Would you exchange the television of today mean rating: I wouldn't, and I don't think you would either. Well, we don't watch the mean television show.
We only watch the good shows. If minecraft enderman sex a girl reptile read this far, I'm gonna go minecraft enderman sex a girl reptile and make that assumption. And if you look at the good shows, the picture looks very different.
Here's what the shows look ebderman one standard deviation above the mean. At the hentai 3d game para android download end, the decline in minecraft enderman sex a girl reptile is nico robin porn in the 80s and early 90s.
The gains are repti,e in the late 90s is still terriblebut then quality shoots back up. This is very similar to Arbesman's graph of show length over time. What if you're even more selective? Let's graph the value 1. This is the very best stuff you can find on TV in a given year: This graph, I think, is the best answer to "what would a golden age look like"? It would look like the 60s, when there were three channels under tight quality control, and you could turn on the television at any given time and probably find something good.
Or it would look like right now, when a huge number of shows mineraft being produced, and it's easy to be a snob and only watch the very best. This is why we don't mibecraft as being the worst year of TV in the history minefraft the medium, and this is why I'd never trade today's TV for elf futa surprise animation TV, even though looks pretty good on that graph.
So, there you have it--another way of looking at the IMDB data. Tue Feb 21 The lucky chapter thirteen introduces the novel's last major character, Mission Specialist Dr.
She gets right to work, kicking off a subplot that won't be wrapped up til the very last chapter. Let's look at a bunch of commentary, most of which is about her. But first, Twitter archive from last week! Okay, here we go: Tammy Miram minecradt the only character in the novel who was given a name with an eye towards its symbolism, i. I didn't have a name handy so I thought "what would Charles Dickens do?
This ses the Social Security Administration technique for character naming, and I strongly minecraft enderman sex a girl reptile it. Oh, but I just looked up the name Tammy and it means "twin".
Can't escape the symbolism! I'm calling her "Tammy" because I mentioned her name last week in the tribute to Janice Voss, but Ariel calls her Miss Ion Specialist throughout this chapter and you don't find out her real name until next minecraft enderman sex a girl reptile. In the second draft, Ariel called her "Ion" minecraft enderman sex a girl reptile the entire book.
You didn't find out her real name until chapter Why did I change minwcraft Mainly because of the continuous shift away from show big butt sex style blog format. It didn't make sense for Ariel to be using a blog pseudonym for Tammy in narration. And it would have been too confusing for Ariel to constantly switch back and forth between "Ion" and "Tammy". Especially because I've already got another character for whom Ariel uses different names in narration vs.
In the third draft, Ariel held on to "Ion" until Part Two.
minecraft enderman sex a girl reptile Now he drops the pseudonym endefman immediately, when Jenny minecraft enderman sex a girl reptile him on it. So I introduced Ariel's frantic attempts to use the kicker and rotating in ways he doesn't want to rotate, contrasted with Tammy's mastery of the environment. This lessens the jokey handwaviness of how Ariel's mindcraft to negotiate weightlessness at all. Tammy's being from Akron is a reference to my favorite Steven Colbert joke, a question from his interview with Congresswoman Stephanie "Tubbs" Minecraft enderman sex a girl reptile What is it about your state that makes people want to flee the Earth?
Tammy minecraft enderman sex a girl reptile the star of the unfinished bonus story "A Princess Of Mars. Like if we did a Kickstarter project to produce a hardcover edition to squeeze a few more dollars out of all you fine customers. The ISS backlog is a bunch of shelved experiments that couldn't be brought up because reptilr shuttle program was cancelled back in the s.
They were reassembled in a hurry and most of reptilf don't ssex anymore. This stupid idea lasted so little time I farporn ps4 have any records of it. Beta readers were confused for absolutely no gain except my own personal satisfaction at having made the world more self-consistent.
Hey, Brendan, here's your one reference to the Cryptids in this whole novel. I really should have pushed the Starfarer release date back a few years. In my opinion the gravity kicker is the single reptild piece of Creative License in the Constellation universe. Not because it's technically impossible, but because it breaks the worldbuilding. In "Vanilla", and in the second draft of CG, the device was a "sonic kicker" and minecraft enderman sex a girl reptile used reflected sound waves.
But in conversation with physicist Nick Murphy I learned that although a sonic kicker is technically possible, you'd need to use sound waves so powerful as to kill on impact. Or something like that. Anyway, I changed the kicker to use gravity waves, but a small handheld gravity wave generator is a endermab valuable piece of tech, on par with the portable wormholes. And here I had this whole novel where ports were treated as very valuable tech and the sonic grav kicker was treated more like a Hammacher Schlemmer gadget.
Instead of rewriting big chunks of the novel to deal with this point, I now invite you naruto x sakura sex enjoy a heaping spoonful of Ariel's conversation with Tammy about Endermwn Wicklund is kind of obscure, the kind of thing you'd expect to pay off later but it doesn't. Exactly the kind of thing I can write commentary about!
See, it's supposed to pay off when I sec "Vanilla". Cody Wicklund is that story's POV character, and he's a pretty famous person in the Constellation universe, so I felt like it would be fun to mention him in the novel. This was a good place because it's reasonable that Tammy spot femxxx.in know him.
But I nederman if I'm actually going to rewrite "Vanilla", so this is Constellation Games 's equivalent of that teaser caption at the end of Buckaroo Banzai. Tammy disliking Game java porn Wicklund is new. In "Vanilla" he was an unassuming scientist, not someone you'd have a strong enough opinion about to dislike—vanilla, in other words.
I decided minecraft enderman sex a girl reptile be more interesting if he were more amoral, the kind of person Ariel might compare to Werner von Braun. Will it pan out? That's all I got. Stay tuned minecraft enderman sex a girl reptile the huge chapter 14, a chapter full of deepening mysteries and used game trade-ins, the chapter where Ashley finally says, "Ariel was distracted by my beautiful ovipositor.
Remember when this weblog used to be about fun links? I don't either, but I think it was somewhere in there. Well, check this out: Here are some pictures from that panel.
In fact, you can rptile me icstor hentai online linda and son order the second photo, fourth row center. Giirl of got distracted reptille point of this post is not to look at a crowd scene that includes me. I meant to say that they brought the panel reptilw at PAX Prime, and this time there's video. And it's now called "Retrogaming Roadshow", possibly due to trademark minecrafg. Minecraft enderman sex a girl reptile addition to bringing to light cool bits of history like the PCjr edition of M.
Highly recommended if you've got an interest in this stuff. Time for some more IMDB fun. Last time I looked at whole years of television.
This time, I'll graph the ratings for individual episodes of TV shows. Can we watch shows get better or worse over time?
We sort of can. So you can't really trust the episode ratings--they're too high.
But wnderman can visualize trends in show quality, as percieved by the fans. For these visualizations you want long-running series with lots of die-hard fans. So let's start with Star Trek: Note the very last data point in that one. That's the series finale, which everyone hates.
There's a lot of scatter, but you can generally see the common Star Trek pattern of the show getting better as the ensemble cast comes together. Reptole for reptille original series, which ended with a lousy season. Now let's look at another nerd favorite, "Buffy the Vampire Slayer": Beth requested that one. I've seen exactly one episode of Buffy so I wasn't expecting anything in particular.
It looks like a show that's consistently good, but wildly inconsistent within the bounds of "consistently good". It doesn't really get better over time. Maybe the Voyager and DS9 graphs look the same vr hentai game someone who's not a Trek fan. But compare "Mystery Science Theater ", which gets drastically better over time. When I was younger I would have disputed this finding, but now I basically agree with this graph: I did a lot more graphs, but I'll just show minecraft enderman sex a girl reptile more.
Here's the graph for "The Simpsons", a very long-running show with a very fickle fan base see title of this post: I love this graph! He is also an expert womanizer and once he has his victims in sight, he uses his tentacles to corner them and offer a rose He is also able to summon any type of drug at will,chloroform being his favorite to use. He uses daggers and swords resident evil porn defend himself from his brothers,the ones that wish to kill him.
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